Mexanese Mumbo Jumbo

Ah debauchery. How I've missed you. It'd been a while since I'd had a truly debaucherous night and apparently Serendipity thought I was long over due.

Bailey and I have a mutual friend who owns a restaurant, so we thought we'd head over there and show our support. He's a lovely man and notorious for buying regulars rounds of shots. Since he loves us, because we have boobs, he bought us a round.

Two rounds of shots later, and a couple of beers, we were pretty buzz and heading to one of the local pub that recently opened. Our initial thoughts when we walked in was "OMG this is a young crowd". We're talking 19yr old baby faced boys surrounded by hooched out hussies. Ok, so maybe I'm exaggerating - but it was young.

We cozied up to the bar and decided to stay for at least one beer. We must have looked very out of place because both bartenders bought us a round of shots at 2 different times. I fully blame the mystery shots for putting us over the edge.

By the time we'd had a few more beers, we had run into Matt and his brother who was visiting from T-dot. He promptly bought us another shot and beer and by this point I was starting to forget the events of the night. Thankfully I had the wherewithal to make a quick, stumbly, yet graceful exit when the GIB boy appeared.

A couple of days later, I realized my foot was really sore and I began to have vague recollections from that night. Most notably, some girl stomping on my foot at the bar, Bailey had getting hit on by a Michael Bolton look a like and apparently I was dancing in the middle of the bar with some bald headed stranger.

Ah debauchery...good times.